By: TRUTH CAUCUS · 08/24/2005 · AIM: crnctruthcaucus · Section: CRNC-News

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CRNC HELD HOSTAGE TO RED CHINESE

EXCLUSIVE “NAZI-ESQUE” VIDEO

TRUTH CAUCUS has learned that one of the “reasons” College Republicans across the country haven’t received their “recruitment boxes” from the national office is because some of the items (mainly, bottle openers) were ordered from China. Apparently, according to sources close to the situation, College Republican National Chairman Paul Gourley is saying that it “takes a while to receive mail from China.”

In case you missed it: The head of the largest AMERICAN youth political movement in the Republican party is apparently doing business with the CHINESE.

One must wonder: Are the ballots for the Northeast Caucus election being printed by a company in Beijing? Surely, that must be the reason for the election’s delay.

All of this, of course, is enough for Congressman Patrick McHenry to “rethink” his views on protectionism (i.e. his vote on CAFTA).

This is a far cry from the Scott Stewart days of getting drunk and singing impromptu versions of “Stomping out the Reds.” (This adoption of the Chinese is what we at TRUTH CAUCUS call “a major policy shift.”)

In a scene reminiscent of a bad American Idol audition, the crowd at the 2003 College Republican Convention broke out singing the song in honor of Stewart, who was leaving his post as Chairman (shall I say “Chancellor?”).

TRUTH CAUCUS has video. STOMPING OUT THE REDS VIDEO (Quicktime required)

Ironically, “Stomping Out the Reds” is a song written to the music of “Bringing in the Sheaves,” a popular song in Nazi Germany.

Here are the lyrics:

To the tune of “Bringing in the Sheaves”
Meet the Left in action, put them all in traction,
Get great satisfaction, bashing in their heads!
Hear each girl and boy sing, triumph loudly voicing,
We’ll advance rejoicing, stomping out the Reds!

Stomping out the Reds, stomping out the Reds,
We’ll advance rejoicing, stomping out the Reds!

Lib’rals who pooh-pooh them, radicals who woo them,
Pinkoes who debut them, all are dunderheads!
Gladly we’ll embrue them, hew and barbecue them,
Passing bullets through them, stomping out the Reds!

Stomping out the Reds, stomping out the Reds,
Passing Bullets through them, stomping out the Reds!

Bayonets bright gleaming, panzers forward streaming,
Hear the Commies screaming, underneath our treads!
Scorn their masses teeming, and their traitors’ scheming,
We’re the West redeeming, stomping out the Reds!

Stomping out the Reds, stomping out the Reds,
We’re the west redeeming, stomping out the Reds!

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