By: TRUTH CAUCUS · 10/11/2006 · AIM: crnctruthcaucus · Section: To Wit

TO WIT – MEMORY AS IT EXISTS

As I refuse to lead with North Korea three days in a row (easy in theory, hard in practice), I will focus my effort elsewhere. Specifically with Jordan Edmund (mainly because his lawyer gets mad when you talk about him).

Yesterday, a rather grim Jordan Edmund emerged from an Oklahoma City federal building (accompanied by a rather grim attorney, Stephen Jones) after being questioned by the FBI for several hours. While we do not know what Mr. I-had-sexually-explicit-conversations-with-Mark-Foley said, we do know the following:

He was not a member of the Berkeley College Republicans.
He did not write for the California Patriot.

I can’t stand: People who get involved in Republican politics in college but refuse to join the College Republicans. (What’s the world I’m looking for?…jag-offs.)

Meanwhile, Edmund would not take questions from reporters immediately following the day’s events. (If you did nothing wrong, you hold a press conference immediately following your meeting with the FBI. This is America, Goddamnit.)

Edmund’s attorney said, “Jordan answered all of their questions, relying upon his memory as it exists.”

“Memory as it exists”? (You might as well convict him of perjury right now.)

The Rocky Mountain News reports that the Republican Governors Association (headed by Mitt Romney) has pulled out of the Colorado Gubernatorial and is focusing its efforts in Iowa, Maine, Oregon, Illinois, Arkansas, and Michigan.

Need to know: Seth Cohen was in Ohio supporting Sherrod Brown.

Need to know: Arnold Schwarzenegger appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight—where it all began.

Need to know: The Maine College Republican Federation has raised a reported $53,000 since Nate Walton became state chairman.

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