By: TRUTH CAUCUS · 10/12/2006 · AIM: crnctruthcaucus · Section: To Wit

TO WIT – SAVED BY THE SEX TAPE

As Republicans wonder if the Foley aftermath is over, and as New Yorkers wonder why planes have to fly into buildings, and as Virginia Democrats wonder if Hillary Clinton scared Mark Warner out of the 2008 Presidential Race (Halloween is just around the corner), one thing is certain (and demonstrably disgusting at the same time): Screech from Saved By the Bell is releasing a sex tape, which is the only way to revive a dead Hollywood career.

Cue this report from the San Francisco Chronicle: The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers in “Saved By the Bell,” engages in a number of sexual acts with the women in the 40-minute tape.

(Why don’t I just throw-up right now and get it over with.)

If this doesn’t denote that there is something wrong with our I-Love-Birth-Control-Culture (Wisconsin Democrats, I’m talking to you), I don’t know what will.

But, as always, there are more important things:

President Bush will be in Chicago and St. Louis today.

A North Carolina website, based on unspecific information (at best), is speculating that Congressman Patrick McHenry is a closeted homosexual. [Gay Hickory]

Need to know: YouTube founders, a Silicon Valley version of Cheech and Chong if I’ve ever seen one (or, at the very least, those guys in Dude, Where’s My Car?), released a short video bragging about the sale of their company to Google. [You Tube]

I can’t stand: M.B.A.s

A Quinnipiac poll shows Tom Kean Jr. trailing corrupt New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez 49-45.

RNC:

Chairman Ken Mehlman assured Republicans yesterday that national security and taxes will drive the November elections.

CRNC:

As of this writing (with November just weeks away), there are five possible candidates for CRNC National Chairman:

Paul Gourley, Tom Robins, Charlie Smith, Brent Ludeman, and Brian Siler.

Note: Robins denies any possible candidacy.

It appears, at least according to my email inbox, that Ludeman is slowly gaining the needed momentum in opposition circles; but it remains to be seen what will happen if other candidates step up their efforts.

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