By: TRUTH CAUCUS · 10/13/2006 · AIM: crnctruthcaucus · Section: To Wit

TO WIT – HOCKEY MASKS AND GLAMOUR SHOTS

I have boycotted the Nobel Peace Prize ever since the Norwegian Nobel Committee refused to give both Ronald Reagan and John Paul II the prize back in the 80s. Ending the Cold War without firing a shot is evidently “not peaceful enough.” You have to go the extra mile, like Jimmy Carter (2002) who ran our country into the ground. Or, like 1976’s winner, Betty Williams, who recently threatened to MURDER President Bush.

Therefore, I’m not going to mention the recent announcement of the 2006 winner.

I can’t stand: Raj Bhakta.

Perhaps Jordan Edmund (just for his personal safety) should spend this Friday the 13th wearing a hockey mask. (It might help with the whole “public embarrassment thing.”)

President Bush will attend an RNC fundraiser tonight in DC.

Ken Mehlman will spend the day in Tennessee.

Today’s New York Times editorial says that regular AIDS tests should be universal and available to everyone. (If your lifestyle calls for a regular AIDS test, you’ve got problems.)

Need to know: A University of New Hampshire poll shows John McCain leading the 2008 Republican field with 32%, followed by Rudy Giuliani at 19%, and Mitt Romney at 15%.

A special operative reports: [CRNC National Chairman] Paul Gourley [was] quoted in Glamour Magazine. (pg 169) Talking about flip floppers (the article mentions Frist and stem cell research), he says “They need to give a solid explanation that has merit” The article is “6 mistakes not to make when you vote.”

And as we all know, if there is any place Paul Gourley belongs, it’s on the pages of Glamour Magazine.

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