By: TRUTH CAUCUS · 10/18/2006 · AIM: crnctruthcaucus · Section: To Wit

TO WIT – GOOD LUCK AND GOOD MENTAL HEALTH

As the Dow hovers around 12,000, and as Saddam Hussein trail witnesses describe brutal massacres, and as Kim Jong Il makes his first appearance since his nuclear test [?], there is an overarching story that trumps all (thus today’s lead):

Paul McCartney tried to stab his ex-wife (the one whose leg was blown off in a landmine) with a wine glass and refused to buy her an antique bedpan. At one point he even made her walk around the house without a wheelchair or crutches and refused to allow her to breast-feed saying, “those [blanks] are mine.” Or so his ex-wife says.

I could throw-out some juvenile Beatles song reference, but I’m not going to.

But, as the Beatles are bigger than Jesus (I wonder if John Lennon still stands by that claim?), you are forced to suffer through this rubbish today.

I can’t stand: Beatles nostalgia. (Of course their music sounded good in the 60s…everyone was dropping acid!)

Need to know: Polls do not look good in Ohio.

Need to know: Karl Rove predicts Republicans will keep the House and Senate.

Need to know: Maureen Dowd wrote a 746-word column about whether Hillary Clinton and John McCain actually had a drinking contest.

Kelsey Grammar (he’s a star) called into a California CR State conference call and said, “Thank you for all the work that you do now, and the roll that you will play in the future. No one does it better than you guys. This election means a lot to us, we need to do well. Good luck in November.” (Kelsey is going to make a fabulous Governor after Arnold leaves office.) California State CR Chairman Mason Harrison, who just celebrated a birthday yesterday, asked the television icon to phone in.

One term Governor Mitt Romney acknowledged on CNN yesterday that Republican will not keep the Massachusetts Governor’s office.

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